Practice Areas
• Photocopying
• Stapling

Education
• B.A., Wake Forest University, 1994
Steven Huang
Paralegal
New York

Notable Experience
Mr. Huang ("Hey, Kid!") has been at the Firm since 1995, performing the valuable support tasks that so many, including most of his colleagues here, take for granted. In fact, we're not entirely sure how he ended up with a biography on this website.

Hobbies/Interests
Taking orders.

Family
Lives with his mom.

Best Experience at the Firm
"Ha ha ha. Very funny."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"The time Mr. Kasowitz shot me."

Advice to Law Students
"Get out. Get out while you can. Why would you want to work here? But if you do end up here, please have pity on me. Please be kind. Please. I beg you."

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