Hank Schmidt

Janitor
Chicago

Notable Experience

Hank has been cleaning up urine for his entire life. Working at the Firm is a dream come true.

Hobbies/Interests

You don't want to know.

Family

None.

Best Experience at the Firm

"Every day someone vomits is like a dream come true."

Worst Experience at the Firm

"The morning after most summer associate events."

Advice to Law Students

"There are some things you aren't supposed to flush down the toilet."