Practice Areas
• Corporate governance
• DUI defense

Education
• B.A., Ripon College, 2002
• J.D., Northwestern University School of Law, 2005
Michael R. Loyer
Partner
Los Angeles

Notable Experience
Mr. Loyer unexpectedly made partner at 4:23 AM during the Firm's New Year's Party, 1/1/06, only five months after joining the firm as a first-year associate, due to an undisclosed interpersonal circumstance at the event. Recently, he was recognized by the ABA with the prestigious Platinum Snifter Award for outstanding acheivement in the field of Corporate Governance.

Hobbies/Interests
Bartending; pub crawls; weddings.

Family
"I'm not ready to settle down yet, but do my children in London and Japan count?"

Best Experience at the Firm
"I think it was last Friday night. No, wait, it was Saturday. Nope, Friday. I think."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"Throwing up on the Senior Partner. Those Grey Goose martinis sneak up on you."

Advice to Law Students
"Build up a tolerance while you're still in law school. There's not enough time for it in the real world."

Contact: jeremy@anonymouslawfirm.com. © 2006 Henry Holt and Company.