Johnny Hampshire

Associate
New York

Notable Experience

Mr. Hampshire's duties at the Firm include pretty much nothing. Last time we hire anyone from a second-tier law school.

Hobbies/Interests

Squinting at his computer screen; feigning concentration when people walk by; arbitrarily flagging documents.

Family

Paralegal, Janet.

Best Experience at the Firm

"Highlighting the client's name 300 times in a 75-page document, just for fun."

Worst Experience at the Firm

"Finding out I used the wrong color highlighter."

Advice to Law Students

"If you turn your computer so it faces away from the door, you can play solitaire all day."