After a short and wholly unremarkable career representing low-profile eastern european gold-diggers
in uncontested divorce matters, Mr. Sexton joined the Firm's growing matrimonial and family law division where he focuses his practice on high-profile eastern european gold-diggers in contested divorces from elderly Manhattan executives.
Hobbies/Interests
Ice cream, schaudenfreude, flower pressing and internet "scat" web sites.
Family
Two "ungrateful" and wealthy ex-wives, one "poorly compensated yet grateful" ex-wife, one "soon to be
former" eastern european spouse. Three (confirmed) and one (genetic marker testing pending) children.
Best Experience at the Firm
"The dental plan."
Worst Experience at the Firm
"The time that knob-head Jenkins from the Real Estate Zoning Litigation department mistook my cocaine for 'powdered white out' and used $30K of high quality peruvian flake to blot out sixteen misspellings of 'their' in a contract."
Advice to Law Students
"Love is grand. Divorce is fifty grand. Ever heard of enhanced earning capacity? No? Get a prenup
before you graduate."
