Practice Areas
• White collar

Education
• B.A., Cornell University, 2001
• J.D., University of Pennsylvania School of Law, 2004
S. Patrick Weinberg
Associate
Washington

Notable Experience
Mr. Weinberg's specializes in three- and two-hole punching, binder assembly, shadowing partners, and printing and stacking papers. His most notable experience was baking a birthday cake for a partner's 40th birthday. The cake was effective, and the partner died later that afternoon.

Hobbies/Interests
Knot-tying, pesticides, cleaning fluids, small firearms.

Family
Two geckos, Progressive and Nationwide.

Best Experience at the Firm
"My best experience at the firm was the discovery that IT doesn't block certain websites or monitor bandwith usage or filesharing programs."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"The worst experience was the day I realized that I'd spent $200,000 to work in a small, window-less office with papers stacked to the ceiling for twelve hours each day, six days a week."

Advice to Law Students
"Don't let your morals get the better of you; the satisfaction from working for a non-profit only lasts until the first paycheck."

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