Practice Areas
• Looking Busy

Education
• High School
Helen Wheels
Secretary
Chicago

Notable Experience
Helen has provided support for several of the Firm's Partners in the past 10 years. Her ability to simultaneously carry on several email chats with friends, shop online and still manage to get her work done in a timely fashion continues to be a mystery.

Hobbies/Interests
Drinking margaritas, flirting, and online shopping.

Family
Divorced. No children. Two cats.

Best Experience at the Firm
"The day the firm ordered pink post-it notes."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"The day I flipped off the driver behind me in the parking lot who turned out to be the Managing Partner"

Advice to Law Students
"Once you are hired by a Firm please learn how to input your own time. Also, don't immediately go out and incur a high mortgage when you have student loans to pay. We don't want to hear about your financial problems."

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