Practice Areas
• Tobacco Litigation

Education
• A.B., University of California, Los Angeles, 2000
• J.D., Tulane Law School, 2004
Moira Simonson
Associate
Los Angeles

Notable Experience
In her 15 years of tobacco litigation experience she has never once set foot in a courtroom, making her Big Tobacco's wet dream. She is the centerfold in the October 2004 issue of Why (Not) Settle Magazine.

Hobbies/Interests
Volunteer for the NY Quits program, which is dedicated to help New Yorkers stop smoking one at a time; Interpretive Dance/Mudding.

Family
Vaguely remembers having children and a partner. She thinks they ran off with the nanny.

Best Experience at the Firm
"Lighting up a doobie in the women's bathroom after her first settlement victory."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"Getting busted for lighting up a doobie after her first settlement victory."

Advice to Law Students
"LSAT is not a code name for an Anne Rice novel. I'm just letting you know, because I found out the hard way."

Contact: jeremy@anonymouslawfirm.com. © 2006 Henry Holt and Company.